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perks-of-being-chinese:

THAT SONG IS ABOUT SEX

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subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

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shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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hi:

when people say i look nice today

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but then they just try to get me to do something

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taco-bell-rey:

"the test is today"

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icwok:

changing themes is such a traumatic experience

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

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startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

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