alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms

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edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

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calandluke:

image

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vogue-at-heart:

Backstage at Elie Saab Couture Spring 2014

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silly-luv:

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judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

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nedahoyin:

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the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

OMG..

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cluel3sss:

adults recreate their childhood pictures

these are literally fucking awesome

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sensxal-bliss:

Me every time I’m hungry

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