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iguanal:

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

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the-milk-eyed-mender:

the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

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signs secret abilities
  • aries: can write rlly cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game
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meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

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meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

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jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

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Your fave is problematic: Santa Claus

religiousmom:

  • communist
  • illegal parking
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swanfeels:

"It will not be because of any trickery, it will be because y o u  w a n t  m e.”

to my dear csss, Chris  2/2

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korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

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